I should be writing my final paper. I'm not. It's pretty much the absolute last thing in the world I want to be doing at this point in time.
I'm tired and frustrated, and the days are ticking closer to the due date and all I can think is "paper, you are so the least important thing in my mind right now, it's not even funny, back off, thanks".
But then the paper says "might I remind you 30% of your grade depends on me?".
Damn it all.