You know how sometimes you find out about something, and it just gives you a deep, abiding sense of security, confidence, and satisfaction? You feel like you're on top of the world, vindicated, you could care less about _________ because you found out about __________ and wow does it make you laugh, and feel kind of smug, and even though maybe that's not the nicest way to feel, it sure does *feel* nice.
I'm having one of those days. Wow, am I EVER having one of those days :)